Ah, what have we here? Nothing, nothing, nothing, tra la la?

No, it's not nothing, it's just a simple crystal, nothing more. But turn it this way and look at it, and it will show you your dreams. But this is not a gift for someone ordinary, who takes care of a screaming baby.

So turn back, turn back before it's too late, or you will fall under the spell of the Goblin King!

I am a mystical Fae being possessing powers of transformation and shapeshifting, and I am the Goblin King of the Labyrinth. With an ability to create crystal orbs within my hands, I have the skill to use them to create various illusions to entrance and manipulate others. I can manipulate Time as well. Despite ruling over the Goblins, I resent this position and often dream of a different life.

Please do not send me a friend request if you haven't even given me the pleasure of at least speaking with you through messages. I am not interested in chatting with anyone under the age of 18. If I find you amusing and interesting perhaps we could be friends.

Anyone leaving foolish advertisements or begging will thrown into the Bog of Eternal Stench, or at the very least, reported.

Enough of this, I have a kingdom to run. Enjoy your visit to my Realm.

Jareth - The Goblin King